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 Post subject: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:14 am 
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I'm guessing nobody has seen or even heard of this... flipped over to it tonight, just wondering how in the hell there was a 'music video' that lasted an hour and a half and why it was titled as that. It's a movie... 'narrated' by R Kelly. Actually the whole thing is one long song. Well, he sings every part, no matter who is actually talking. It... is... fucking... hilarious.

I started watching at approximately this part here...


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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:26 am 
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I saw the first 4 or 5 back when they first came out, I didn't know they ended up getting that strange. R Kelly is actually a pretty creative statutory rapist. I like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOAim95Mao

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:09 am 
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Wow.



I thought that south park episode was a bad parody....but it's pretty spot on.


:bla: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:19 am 
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GTA posted that shit a long ass time ago.

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 11:31 am 
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That cop is Omar! :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
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UWFan893 wrote:
That cop is Omar! :cool:


Avon Barksdale is in Southland Tales.

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
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Slump_Da_Hustla wrote:
UWFan893 wrote:
That cop is Omar! :cool:


Avon Barksdale is in Southland Tales.

What the fucc is that?

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:10 pm 
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Forgot all about this. Saw it again tonight. Holy fuck shit is this a funny 'movie'. Non-stop comedy. The gay pastor? The midget "big man" shitting himself? I have got to buy this. R Kelly singing the voice of a redneck bitch... classic.

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:15 am 
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http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p ... ped+closet

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Slump_Da_Hustla wrote:
UWFan893 wrote:
That cop is Omar! :cool:


Avon Barksdale is in Southland Tales.



Image

His breath smelled like shit


I posted Trapped in the Closet around when part 12-24 was about to be released and was ridiculed.
Oh yeah, and Pajee' club was across the street from a Jewel (Albertsons) and a Kmart

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Smelled nothing like your hair i'm sure.

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
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First... I thought that was Danny Glover.

Second... he is HIGH AS FUCK...

Third... well, that's all I've got. But I'm sure the fact that he's high as fuck contributed to that ass breath.

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 Post subject: Re: R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet
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High as fuck and drunk as fuck most likely...and it was around 4am...

None of this dissuaded the mediocre looking asian chick from swinging off his nuts though...

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